Reliable Fake News. "Shitty Onion"
Research done at the University of Illinois Satirical News Division finds that, after following @wordrats, 99.9% of Twitter users report ‘more happiness’, ‘a busted gut’, and ‘larger penises’. Te research was done on behalf of the Do Whatever You Can To Get People To Follow You Grant.
“We found that if everyone followed @wordrats, there would be no more war and starvation would cease to exist,” Professor Jimmy Darmody told us.
Other research notes that while .1% reported ‘angry feelings’ at an ‘unfunny onion’, those followers are stupid and not worth much.