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Local Dog Walks Man

DEERFIELD, WY – A delightful turn of events occurred Friday when Fido, the dog, walked local man Aaron Parsons around the block that afternoon.  Parsons was leashed by Fido and walked happily around the block, relieving himself wherever necessary.  dog

“It was quite an unexpected experience,” barked Fido.  Fido, 3, has grown accustomed to being walked by his owner, Aaron Parsons.  Townspeople were quite shocked when they saw a dog walking a human.

“I don’t know what that dog thinks he’s doing, but that’s kind of our thing – to walk them, the dogs,” bar owner Ted Stelpz told us.  “And what’s up with the dog talking?”  he remarked.

“I don’t want dogs coming in here when it rains and shaking their coats everywhere,” said Sue Poppenfuss, owner of Sue’s Store on 89th and 1st.

Fido claims this is a “one time thing” but some townspeople thought it was so cute, they are hoping to catch a glimpse of the man being walked by a dog again.

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This entry was posted on April 15, 2013 by in Community, Pop-Culture.
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