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Man Contemplates Buying ‘Truck Nutz’

‘Will this get me laid?’ man asks.

ImageDOVER, NH – A local Dover man is currently standing in Wal-Mart, deciding whether or not he should buy ‘Truck Nutz’ to put on his pickup truck.

The man, 24-year-old Brian Leahy, has been reportedly standing in the ‘Car Accessories’ aisle with his finger drumming his chin for about ten minutes now.

“First I have to decide if I want them,” Leahy told other shoppers. “Then I have to decide which Nutz color is right for me.”

The truck in question, a 2006 Ford F-150, is cherry red.

“Does pink go with red?” Leahy asked out loud to no one in particular. “I’m leaning towards black, but I don’t want the connotation black Truck Nutz implies.”

None of Brian’s friends have Truck Nutz on their trucks, and the desire for Brian to be the first to do something might be behind the eventual purchase.

At the time of publication, Mr. Leahy had a pair of yellow Truck Nutz in one hand, and a pair of purple Truck Nutz in the other as he weighed his options.


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This entry was posted on April 16, 2013 by in Community.
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