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Treasure Map Written on Men’s Room Stall

BELLEVUE, NE – A map to treasure was found written on a wall in a men’s room bathroom stall.  The map led to a chest full of gold coins, jewels and other valuable treasures.  The treasure was found by Nebraska man Dan Sparney, who claims he discovered the map while he was using the bathroom.mf_treasure_chest_cover

“There was all this graffiti on the wall but then I noticed a diagram that looked like the old post office.  Then I saw an X next to it.  That’s where I found the treasure chest buried,” Sparney told us.

Sparney and his brother analyzed the map for a bit despite foul odors and then headed out to the old post office just down the road from where the bathroom was.  They started digging and dug up a large chest full of treasure.

Many locals were surprised and said they thought the map was just more graffiti.  To Dan Sparney, it was the most valuable dump he had ever taken.

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This entry was posted on April 16, 2013 by in Community.
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