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HUNTSVILLE, AL – The background checks required to purchase guns will now begin featuring “You Might Be A Redneck” quizzes to ensure guns fall into stereotypical hands. When purchasing a firearm, buyers will have to answer questions that are in the format of the jokes made popular by Jeff Foxworthy and the Blue Collar Comedy tour.
One question on the new background check survey begins “You might be a redneck if…” then features the following answer choices: “A. You vote Democrat. B. You have a high school diploma. C. You will be a responsible gun-owner.” Or “D. You think ‘loading the dishwasher’ means getting your wife drunk.” The answer is D.
Gun advocates believe this humorous addition to the background checks will cause any potentially violent and angry gun seeker to “laugh off” any grudge he or she may be holding.
“I like that there Jeff Foxworthy, he’s a funny feller,” stated Congressman John Raster from Alabama. This statement was taken from his congressional address regarding the “You Might Be a Redneck If…” addition to the background checks. “The funniest answer will always be the right one,” Raster added.