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Conspiracy Theorists to Come Up with Something

AMERICA – Conspiracy theorists and internet enthusiasts are struggling to come up with an agreed-upon hoax story for the Boston Marathon Bombing news.  There has been word that conspiracy theorists may bring aliens into the whole thing, or they may just go with “ol’ reliable” – a government cover-up.whitehat

The conspiracy theorists will have to come up with something soon in between smoking marijuana and browsing 4chan.  The “9/11 truthers” of the Boston Bombing story are so far failing to come up with something ridiculous enough to agree upon.

“I want to blame this one on the Mayan Apocalypse, but my Twitter follower LOOSECHANGERULES says he wants to blame it on some sort of Illuminati thing,” said conspiracy theorist Ted (Ted chooses to use a false name).  “We really have to come up with a unified front soon,” he added.

US officials say even they are disappointed in a lack of a ridiculous hoax claim for this situation.

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