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“What you gonna do, Dzhokhar, when Hulkamania runs wild on yooouuu?” Hogan reportedly said as he entered the cordoned off area in Watertown, Massachusetts. Police have been looking for alleged Boston bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev since a major altercation on the streets of Watertown early Friday morning. “Take your vitamins and say your prayers, you little bastard.”
Police reportedly called Terry ‘Hulk’ Bollea in once they had cleared 100% of the area they believe Tsarnaev is located.
“If anyone is gonna find this kid, it’s Hulk,” said Boston Police Commissioner Ed Davis. “Haven’t you seen what he did to Andre back in ’82? And our suspect ain’t no Andre, let me assure you.”
Before being let loose, Hulk spoke to reporters.
“I fear no man, no beast, and no evil, brother,” Hogan snarled. “This kid’s going down like the Mega Powers.”
Hogan was last seen marching down Mt. Auburn Road, flexing his ’24 inch pythons’.