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Local Man Regrets IHOP Trip

FREEMONT, IL – Local man Fred Grazely started to regret his last trip to IHOP after he began feeling heartburn, nausea, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea and experiencing rapid flashbacks of Pepto-Bismol commercials.  Grazely reportedly went to IHOP the other night after a trip to the golf range.220px-Local_IHOP

“I had the big breakfast, but I also had onion rings and a milkshake, ohhh my I don’t feel well,” said Grazely.

IHOP representatives say that Grazely seemed coherent enough to operate his vehicle for the ride home, but they could have used a second opinion, they say.

“He’ll regret this tomorrow,” IHOP server John Frelow said about Grazely.  “They all do.”

Fred Grazely was just trying to seem more international, according to Grazely.

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This entry was posted on May 3, 2013 by in Community.
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