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Weiner Butt of Jokes

NEW YORK – Former Congressman Anthony Weiner announced that he will be running for mayor of New York.  This came as great news for comedians and talk-show hosts alike, who enjoy placing Weiner as the butt of all their jokes.  anthony-weiner-e1369204590838

Anthony Weiner was recently ostracized for sending pictures of his genitals to young women via Twitter. Funny folk all over the world were astonished at the chance to laugh at someone named Weiner for sending pictures of his weiner.

“The news was too good to be true,” said ten year old Brett Holstem.  “His name is Weiner! Weiner, weiner, weiner!” He added.

Weiner was encouraged by fans who said they wanted to give him a second chance.  What Weiner didn’t know is that most of his fans were aspiring comics and bloggers looking for more material.

“We’re all crossing our fingers for the chance to do more Anthony Weiner jokes.  He has my vote,” said blogger Eddie Grumpstein.  Weiner is now known as a job creator for the joke material he provides to his constituents and citizens alike.

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This entry was posted on May 25, 2013 by in Politics.
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