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It appears the American people have spoken. Sand, which is “a naturally occurring granular material composed of finely divided rock and mineral particles,” is America’s favorite thing. Runner-ups for America’s favorite thing include tacos and twisty-ties. The reasons for loving sand range from the love for beaches to growing up with sandbox as part of their parents pro-sand agenda. One thing is for sure: America. Loves. Sand.
A recent mandatory survey asking about various topics was sent out to every American citizen. The questions were asked from a myriad of topics including salary, crime, education, and political party affiliation. There also included the question: “what’s your favorite thing?” In the open ended question, the American people overwhelmingly responded, “SAND!”
Jene Frankzon, an American citizen, said that she chose sand because “sand is just so… there!” While John Picklecorn said he chose sand because “sand doesn’t cheat on me twice like my wife did.”
Whether you’re enjoying a fun day walking on the beach or you’re meticulously wasting hours away making glassware sand artwork, one thing is clear – SAND is IN!