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WASHINGTON D.C. – Greg “Google-It” Shots has been fired from his I.T. job in Washington D.C. according to sources. Shots was caught “messing around on Facebook and Twitter” when he should have been helping local woman Rhonda Pumpkinson with her hard-drive condensing.
“Shots was a good guy, but my hard-drive was full and I asked him about this two days ago,” Pumpkinson told us.
“Well, I guess I will collect unemployment until I find a new job. I just can’t believe Pumpkinson threw me under the bus,” Shots said.
In a day where nothing much happened around Washington D.C., Greg Shots spent 45 minutes clearing out his desk and being escorted out of the building by security.
“Shots looked like he was all out of sorts, like he didn’t believe in nothin’,” security guard Sal Spanzer said.
“I’ll always remember this day as the day I got fired, maybe I’ll go stroll around the landmarks for a bit,” Shots concluded.