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Wife Finds Bill O’Reilly’s New Book Draft Entitled “Killing Bill O’Reilly’s Wife”

NEW YORK, NY – FOX News commentator Bill O’Reilly is in hot water after his wife caught him writing a manuscript for a book entitled “Killing Bill O’Reilly’s Wife.” The book is to be the latest addition to O’Reilly’s book series featuring titles such as “Killing Lincoln,” “Killing Kennedy,” and “Killing Jesus.”bill-oreilly-3-15-11-1

O’Reilly’s wife, Maureen E. McPhilmy told reporters today that she finally snuck into Bill’s private study where she found drafts for a manuscript which described the events leading to her untimely death.

“From what I’ve read, the book is from Bill’s perspective. He planned to kill me and blame Obamacare and liberals,” O’Reilly’s wife said in a press conference. She also gave details about how she discovered this manuscript.

“I heard a lot of maniacal laughs coming from Bill’s study. He also had a foreword from former Vice President Dick Cheney,” McPhilmy said.

Bill O’Reilly claims he was simply trying to add a non-fiction portion to his series.

One of the most disturbing portions of his manuscript is O’Reilly’s detailed plan to take his wife into a “spin zone” where she would be forced to spin around at intoxicating speeds until her death.

It appears O’Reilly did not factor in his wife’s suspicions while he wrote his manuscript.

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This entry was posted on October 12, 2013 by in Politics, Pop-Culture.
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