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New Hollywood Hotties Couple: Ryan Gosling and the Ebola Virus

Actor Ryan Gosling, best known for his role in the 1995 episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark?, was seen getting hot and heavy with the Ebola virus at a Hollywood night club last Thursday.  The Ebola virus is known for its role in the killing of thousands from a fatal hemmorrhagic fever.  The two Hollywood hotties are the latest new “A” list couple in town, and they were seen hand in hand coming out of Boulevard 3 night club on Sunset Blvd.  celeb

Hey, Gosling and Ebola (shortened to Ebosling!): We have a hemmorrhagic fever alright, and the only cure is getting a glimpse at the beautiful children you two will make!  When asked to comment on his hot new lover, Gosling said he’s completely star struck and still feels that oozy lovey-dovey fever.  Well the CDC says keep this man away from everyone because his feverish love may be contagious!

Ebola is hot as ever today, and it’s currently on a worldwide tour selling out all sorts of venues with its album, “Pandemic.” Everywhere, fans are dying to meet the virus who came from humble roots out of fruit bats.   Nevertheless, a public relations representative said the time is now to go batty over Ebola!


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This entry was posted on October 20, 2014 by in Science.
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