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Actor Ryan Gosling, best known for his role in the 1995 episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark?, was seen getting hot and heavy with the Ebola virus at a Hollywood night club last Thursday. The Ebola virus is known for its role in the killing of thousands from a fatal hemmorrhagic fever. The two Hollywood hotties are the latest new “A” list couple in town, and they were seen hand in hand coming out of Boulevard 3 night club on Sunset Blvd.
Hey, Gosling and Ebola (shortened to Ebosling!): We have a hemmorrhagic fever alright, and the only cure is getting a glimpse at the beautiful children you two will make! When asked to comment on his hot new lover, Gosling said he’s completely star struck and still feels that oozy lovey-dovey fever. Well the CDC says keep this man away from everyone because his feverish love may be contagious!
Ebola is hot as ever today, and it’s currently on a worldwide tour selling out all sorts of venues with its album, “Pandemic.” Everywhere, fans are dying to meet the virus who came from humble roots out of fruit bats. Nevertheless, a public relations representative said the time is now to go batty over Ebola!